Courtsey of Five Thrifty Eight
Editors note* These are paraphrases from the second 2020 democractic presidential debate
By Deon Osborne, Senior Writer
Thursday Morning Political Laughs with Deon
JOE BIDEN/CNN: “Go easy on me, guys. You know I’m the best shot you’ve got.”
KAMALA HARRIS: “I’m proud of my strong prosecutor record. But now I’m progressive.”
COREY BOOKER: “Yeah, I used to be bought by the pharmaceutical company. But you trust me now, right?”
JULIAN CASTRO: “You really want to debate me on immigration policy? Let’s go.”
ANDREW YANG: “Vote for me and I’ll save the economy from an automation takeover. Trust me. I’m Asian. I know math.” (His words)
KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND: “I’m privileged but I care!”
BILL DE BLASIO: “Is this mic on? Am I yelling loud enough? I’m just here to make sure the real candidate taxes the hell out of the wealthy!”
MICHAEL BENNET: “I’m still in the race? Can I take a nap first?”
JAY INSLEE: “Vote for me or the planet will die.” (Also only candidate to call Trump a white nationalist)
TULSI GABBARD: “I’m the real patriot president.”
